The Foreplay to an Absofuckinglutely Epic Wank. Part 1 of 3.

Okay folks, this is the first part of a three part, forty minute long epic wank! I’d just discovered this utterly fucking stunning teenage BBW who wants to be an SSBBW, so after perving on her, I was super in the mood! I start off in the usual way: by playing with my pubes, before moving on to playing with my favourite piece of metal ever and then using some lube which had dried a little and was like thick cum. Haha. Today, I was vaguely prepared to film! Buddy was shut away and I got some music by The Exact Opposite playing on my other phone instead of having an awful TV show on for filming porn. Haha. Their name couldn’t be more apt for me and my style of porn, could it? Haha.